Words of wisdom from Madonna

And now some imspiring words from her Royal Magdesty:

“Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.”

source: www.madonnaquotes.com

Mega-Oprah gets Megadeal!

Oprah has got do. She ain't po no mo! But it is never enough for the reigning queen of talkshows. She has made a deal with "Simon and Schuster" to write some sort of booklet. Well not just a deal, she made a megadeal. She will hook up with Bob Green, to write a book about her ongoing struggle against her weight.

The good news: our lovely and always humble goddess will at least get a lot more tban the petty 12 million dollar Bill Clinton (the former record holder for having the biggest bookdeal in history of mankind) got for his book. I even heard that she will get about 32 million dollar. So she will have enough money this summer to buy some good shoes to take her dogs for a little walk.

Best Selling Artis in the US

Those Beatles sure done well!

Artist BEATLES, THE	records sold 168.5
PRESLEY, ELVIS	116.5
LED ZEPPELIN	107.5
BROOKS, GARTH	105.0
EAGLES	89.0
JOEL, BILLY	78.5
PINK FLOYD	73.5
STREISAND, BARBRA	70.5
JOHN, ELTON	69.0
AC/DC	66.0
AEROSMITH	65.5
ROLLING STONES, THE	64.5
SPRINGSTEEN, BRUCE	61.5
MADONNA	60.0
STRAIT, GEORGE	60.0
JACKSON, MICHAEL	59.5
CAREY, MARIAH	57.5
METALLICA	57.0
VAN HALEN	56.5
HOUSTON, WHITNEY	54.0
U2	50.5
ROGERS, KENNY	50.0
FLEETWOOD MAC	48.5
KENNY G	48.0
DIAMOND, NEIL	47.5
DION, CELINE	47.0
TWAIN, SHANIA	47.0
ALABAMA	46.0
SANTANA	42.0
JOURNEY	41.0
JACKSON, ALAN	39.5
CLAPTON, ERIC	39.0
PRINCE	39.0
SIMON & GARFUNKEL	38.5
SEGER, BOB AND THE SILVER BULLET BAND	38.0
CHICAGO	38.0
MC ENTIRE, REBA	36.5
GUNS 'N ROSES	36.5
2 PAC	36.5
FOREIGNER	36.5
BACKSTREET BOYS	36.0
DYLAN, BOB	35.0
STEWART, ROD	34.5
NELSON, WILLIE	34.0
DEF LEPPARD	33.0
COLLINS, PHIL	33.0
DENVER, JOHN	32.5
TAYLOR, JAMES	32.0
BON JOVI	32.0
QUEEN	31.5
SPEARS, BRITNEY	31.0
KELLY, R.	31.0
BOSTON	31.0
RONSTADT, LINDA	30.0
DOORS, THE	30.0
MATTHEWS, DAVE BAND	29.5
PEARL JAM	29.0
DIXIE CHICKS	28.5
OSBOURNE, OZZY	28.3
'N SYNC	28.0
PETTY, TOM & THE HEARTBREAKERS	28.0
BOLTON, MICHAEL	28.0
MELLENCAMP, JOHN	27.5
MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER	27.0
BOYZ II MEN	27.0
MC GRAW, TIM	26.0
LYNYRD SKYNYRD	26.0
BEE GEES	26.0
SINATRA, FRANK	25.5
JACKSON, JANET	25.0
EMINEM	25.0
NIRVANA	25.0
ZZ TOP	25.0
RUSH	24.5
MANILOW, BARRY	24.5
CARPENTERS, THE	24.5
MILLER, STEVE BAND	24.0
CREED	24.0
BROOKS & DUNN	24.0
VANDROSS, LUTHER	23.5
CARS, THE	23.5
EARTH, WIND & FIRE	23.5
HILL, FAITH	23.0
MOTLEY CRUE	22.5
GILL, VINCE	22.5
SADE	22.5
ENYA	22.0
CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL	22.0
TLC	22.0
DOOBIE BROTHERS	22.0
BEASTIE BOYS	22.0
POLICE, THE	22.0
R.E.O. SPEEDWAGON	21.5
BUFFETT, JIMMY	21.5
GENESIS	21.5
JAY-Z	21.0
RICHIE, LIONEL	21.0
BEACH BOYS, THE	20.5
MEAT LOAF	20.5
MORISSETTE, ALANIS	20.5
HEART	20.5
HENDRIX, JIMI	20.5
WHO, THE	20.0
OUTKAST	20.0
HOOTIE & THE BLOWFISH	20.0
GREEN DAY	19.5
USHER	19.5
R.E.M.	19.5
KISS	19.0
BRAXTON, TONI	19.0
WILLIAMS, HANK, JR.	19.0
NELLY	19.0
KEITH, TOBY	19.0
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS	18.5
WONDER, STEVIE	18.5
SMASHING PUMPKINS	18.3
CROSBY, STILLS, NASH & YOUNG	18.0
KID ROCK	18.0
MATCHBOX TWENTY	18.0
MC LACHLAN, SARAH	17.5
STING	17.5
TRAVIS, RANDY	17.5
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS	17.5
JEWEL	17.5
MONKEES, THE	17.5
GRATEFUL DEAD	17.5
CASH, JOHNNY	17.0
ADAMS, BRYAN	17.0
BROWNE, JACKSON	17.0
MATHIS, JOHNNY	17.0
RAITT, BONNIE	17.0
MARLEY, BOB & THE WAILERS	16.5
STYX	16.5
GRANT, AMY	16.5
CHESNEY, KENNY	16.5
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK	16.5
DESTINY'S CHILD	16.5
YOUNG, NEIL	16.5
HAMMER	16.0
LIMP BIZKIT	16.0
NOTORIOUS B.I.G.	16.0
BAD COMPANY	15.5
STEVENS, CAT	15.5
ESTEFAN, GLORIA	15.5
DIRE STRAITS	15.5
JOPLIN, JANIS	15.5
RIMES, LEANN	15.5
KANSAS	15.5
LINKIN PARK	15.5
ISLEY BROTHERS	15.5
CONNICK, HARRY, JR.	15.0
BLACK SABBATH	15.0
NO DOUBT	15.0
FOGELBERG, DAN	15.0
MICHAEL, GEORGE	15.0
BLIGE, MARY J.	15.0
CROW, SHERYL	15.0
KORN	14.5
CRANBERRIES, THE	14.5
INXS	14.5
KING, CAROLE	14.5
NUGENT, TED	14.0
DMX	14.0
NEWTON-JOHN, OLIVIA	14.0
MURRAY, ANNE	14.0
MONTGOMERY, JOHN MICHAEL	14.0
JONES, NORAH	14.0
MC CARTNEY, PAUL	14.0
SIMON, PAUL	13.5
COLE, NATALIE	13.5
AGUILERA, CHRISTINA	13.5
DANIELS, CHARLIE BAND	13.5
YES	13.5
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE/STARSHIP	13.5
LENNON, JOHN	13.5
SWEAT, KEITH	13.0
CHAPMAN, TRACY	13.0
CLINE, PATSY	13.0
HALL & OATES	13.0
OFFSPRING	13.0
POISON	13.0
CHER	12.5
TEMPTATIONS, THE	12.5
BLACK, CLINT	12.5
ETHERIDGE, MELISSA	12.5
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA	12.0
SNOOP DOGG	12.0
YEARWOOD, TRISHA	12.0
DURAN DURAN	12.0
WEBBER, ANDREW LLOYD	12.0
L.L. COOL J	12.0
TRITT, TRAVIS	12.0
LEWIS, HUEY & THE NEWS	12.0
LIVE	12.0
BAKER, ANITA	12.0
BENATAR, PAT	12.0
WHITESNAKE	12.0
MIDLER, BETTE	12.0
VAUGHAN, S.R. & DOUBLE TROUBLE	11.5
HENLEY, DON	11.5
JENNINGS, WAYLON	11.5
MC BRIDE, MARTINA	11.5
SMITH, WILL	11.5
COUNTING CROWS	11.5
ABDUL, PAULA	11.5
YANNI	11.0
JETHRO TULL	11.0
GRAND FUNK RAILROAD	11.0
BONE THUGS 'N HARMONY	11.0
STEELY DAN	11.0
LOPEZ, JENNIFER	11.0
LOVERBOY	11.0
SPICE GIRLS	11.0
MARTIN, RICKY	10.5
WILLIAMS, ANDY	10.5
HARRISON, GEORGE	10.5
BUSH	10.5
BRANDY	10.5
SCORPIONS	10.5
NICKS, STEVIE	10.5
YOAKAM, DWIGHT	10.5
KRAVITZ, LENNY	10.5
JUDDS, THE	10.5
CYRUS, BILLY RAY	10.5
ABBA	10.5
3 DOORS DOWN	10.5

records sold * 1 000 000

Source: www.riaa.com 02/06/06

Madonna Queen of Capitalism

Her Madgesty made a deal with Nike! Nike can use one of Maddy's next singles Jump for their Olympics campagne, in return Nike will sponsor Madonna her latest tour. Yes you heard it right, she is going on tour in the very near future!

Brokeback mountain oscar nominations

Brokeback mountain was nominated for 8 oscars! Including best movie! Finally justice! :) For more information check www.oscar.com

Britney is a dog!

Psychic Ed Cayce claims that pops former princess Britney Spears was a sheepdog in a former life.

He had Britney regressed in order to explore her past lives. So before being a 16 year old dancing in a school uniform with the ambition of a stripper wanting to take to over Hollywood our "blonde ambition" protogé was a DOG!

Psychic Ed Cayce said: "Britney's fascinated by the Hindu concept that we are all reborn as different people or animals, depending on how good or bad we were in our previous lives." And this while I was assuming that Britney was tricked in to Kaballah by Madonna.

Meanwhile, an insider reckons: "Britney says she had flashbacks of being a Shetland sheepdog. And she reckons her bossiness is a by-product of her days pushing sheep around."

Need I say anymore?

source: www.www.bbc.co.uk/totp (01/30/06)

Tori Amos quote

Tori Amos qoute:

"This is not the time that you can believe that you can change people that are close-minded. This is about being smarter than those who are trying to suppress. This is about going back to mythology and allegories, and it's about opening minds. I don't believe you can open minds by being aggressive. This is all about love. In the end, we have to outlove them."

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Brokeback Mountain

E. Annie Proulx

"Her short story "Brokeback Mountain," which contains a character who is killed in a Wyoming gay-bashing, was published in The New Yorker in 1997, almost exactly one year before the real-life murder of gay Wyoming man Matthew Shepard. Proulx, who lived close to where Shepard was beaten, was called to but not selected for jury duty for the trial of Shepard's murders." Source www.imdb.com

Chilling ...

GSUS

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